{"id":88,"date":"2026-08-04T13:18:35","date_gmt":"2026-08-04T13:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/?p=88"},"modified":"2026-08-04T13:18:36","modified_gmt":"2026-08-04T13:18:36","slug":"husband-surprises-wife-with-lunch-covered-in-mayo-after-ten-years-of-her-saying-she-hates-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/?p=88","title":{"rendered":"Husband Surprises Wife With Lunch Covered in Mayo After Ten Years Of Her Saying She Hates It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Husband Surprises Wife With Lunch Covered in Mayo After Ten Years Of Her Saying She Hates It<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In what experts are calling \u201ca stunning failure of listening comprehension,\u201d local husband Mark Reynolds surprised his wife, Dana, with a homemade lunch on Tuesday\u2014generously coated in mayonnaise, a condiment she has explicitly hated for the entirety of their ten-year marriage.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI just thought she might like it this time,\u201d Mark said, presenting the sandwich with the confidence of a man who had retained no relevant information since 2014.<\/p>\n<p>Dana, who has reportedly said \u201cI hate mayo\u201d at restaurants, barbecues, grocery stores, family gatherings, and while making eye contact with Mark over an open jar of mayonnaise, stared silently at the meal before asking, \u201cHave we met?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>According to sources close to the couple, Mark defended the decision by explaining that he \u201conly used a little,\u201d despite the sandwich producing an audible squelch when lifted.<\/p>\n<p>Marriage counselors say the incident falls into a common category known as \u201cweaponized forgetfulness\u201d or, in severe cases, \u201ccondiment-based betrayal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At press time, Mark was asking Dana if she wanted ranch on her salad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband Surprises Wife With Lunch Covered in Mayo After Ten Years Of Her Saying She Hates It In what experts are calling \u201ca stunning failure of listening comprehension,\u201d local husband Mark Reynolds&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reddit","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89,"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/89"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/postazsh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}